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May You Cum Is The Question!

May You Cum Is The Question!

More Masturbation  Benefits 

Last Wacky Weenus Wednesday, we talked about some benefits of masturbation, but for us Masturbation Mistresses, I think the biggest benefit is this – you and I can get as creative as we want with your cock stroking.  Everything and anything is at hand…so to speak.

 

Guided Masturbation Isn’t Just About Stroking

 

It’s about listening to my sexy, sultry voice as I weave a complete fantasy.  Yes, it’s your hand stroking up and down that rock hard shaft, but just listen to me, and you’ll believe it’s my hand fluttering over your prick, teasing you and building you to that explosive orgasm.  With some warming lube, maybe you can even make yourself believe it’s my soft, red lips wrapping over the head of your dick.  We can fantasize about any position – or even that you have a huge pole – worthy of even my biggest Bull!

 

I May Become Your New Additction

I May Become Your New Additction

A Masturbation Schedule

 

Don’t you think Masturbation May would be a wonderful time to get you on a masturbation schedule?  We can determine how many days you’re allowed to stroke – or how many times a day, if you’re a stroking addict.  How are you allowed to stroke – full strokes of your entire cock?  Just the shaft?  Maybe I’ll just make you rub that head over and over again.  How many edges will you give me, how many ruined orgasms , before I let you spurt a full load?  You’ll find that when you give control of your cock over to me, well, it’ll be difficult at first, but then you’ll realize how much better your orgasms how.  And you’ll discover you have a new addiction – Ms. Alexandria!

Much Love,

Mistress Alexandria

 

 


 

Messy Masturbation

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Thank you to all of the amazing callers who called me  for my featured Mistress Day!  It was so nice catching up with old friends and making new friends too.  What a fantastic day I had from start to finish.  I would like to thank all of our amazing dispatchers for  the . . . → Read More: Messy Masturbation


 

Anniversary 3 Gets YOU 10 Free

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My hours for my featured day will be from 10 am – 4 pm and 6 pm – 12 am.  Cum have fun with me!

What a Treat for You

 

My Anniversary You Get 10 Free Minutes With Me

On Thursday, May 9th, all . . . → Read More: Anniversary 3 Gets YOU 10 Free


 

Wacky Wednesday Weenus Wackers

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May You Cum Is The Question!

May Is Masturbation Month

I love May.  The weather starts to get warmer, I can wear a little less, it’s easy to find a foot slut or two when I catch them staring at my pretty, pedicured toes in my sexy sandals.  Mostly though, I like May . . . → Read More: Wacky Wednesday Weenus Wackers


 

May Is…….

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There’s Something Happening in May

 

It’s the end of April, and that means the calendar is going to flip over and it’s going to be May.  And every May, something glorious and wonderful happens.  Marigolds come up, and Memorial Day – the start of Summer happens at the end, but . . . → Read More: May Is…….


 

Cocksuckers Wanted

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No Sissies Need Apply

 

That’s right, gurls, move along.  I want straight, masculine guys I can introduce to the joys of bobbing on the knob.  A guy who’s always had the fantasy of playing the skin flute, but never the balls to…ahem…put some balls in his mouth.  Maybe a guy who . . . → Read More: Cocksuckers Wanted


 

Lets Talk About Cum

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Pink Cummie Cup

I was inspired to write this post after my session with my sweet little sissy Rhonda.  She is such a good little sissy slut and always cleans up all of her mess because she shoots her load into a lovely pink tea cup.

Yes, once she is done . . . → Read More: Lets Talk About Cum


 

Wacky Wednesday Weenus Wackers

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That’s right, there are even more.  Like in Massachusetts, you cannot bump uglies with a rodeo clown while the horses are still around.  Wait…what?  What the hell happened up there to even make them think they needed such a law?  It’s not like that is a huge . . . → Read More: Wacky Wednesday Weenus Wackers


 

Teasing You Softly

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You Want Me To Control Your Cock

 

Teasing You Softly

Hello there stroker!  Are you ready to give Ms. Alexandria control of your cock?  I’ll bet you are, because you know when I take over, when I decide just how you’re going to feel, what you’re going to feel, . . . → Read More: Teasing You Softly


 

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Sinful Sex and Crazy Sex Laws

Do you realize how many crazy – I mean just insane laws – we have in this wonderful country of ours to make sure we don’t have any fun at all having sex?  I mean, I want to control your cock, . . . → Read More: Wacky Wednesday Weenus Wackers