Thus I conclude with empirical, indomitable fact that my climatic conclusion is in truth infallible. Men… sexual science of the sensual observations of the female body in sexual orgasms will back you up every time, as long as she is in the standing position. I am going to have to agree to agree with you on this one dear Bookie. So how would you like to sit face level with my HOT POCKET and have some afternoon masturbation fun there Bookie? Little tease there for you boyz! 5 weeks of sabbatical and you are refreshed and resonating reason and real pussy worship. Kudos Bookie, Hugs Ms A

Howdy hey there folks. There has been a thing, an intellectual itch; one even might say a search for the truth of an unanswered philosophical matter that has been moldering in the back of this ol’ grey matter they call this here brain of mine.

You see all; it is simple really, it is a matter of perspective. Now this here thingy is not too profound, it will not shatter the forgoing understood written in stone “Commandments, Laws, Rules” of LDW per se based on the MISCONCEPTIONS … err based on the conceptions of our forever esteemed Royal Miladies in regards to their philosophy of Dominance in relationship to sexuality, and in this particular intellectual commentary more focused to that of sexual positions.

Gather around folks and I will explain all to you. You see through the ages sexual positions has been philosophized mostly by men, then later by women, as the countless millennia of eons slowly passed. And this conceptualized philosophy is not a “Western” philosophy, nor an “Eastern”, although if it was a “Nor’easter” concept it would be very blustery and boisterous a “perfect storm” so to speak. This here thingy about the conceptual perspective of sexual position dominance has got this here Bookie’s poor noggin a woggin with a little bit of head bobbin to throw in for good measure.

Yep, the perspective of sexual perspectives, that is where it is at baby. Now it has been orally spread, written, drawn, and illustrated down through the centuries that “who ever is on top, or is above, or behind, or standing” is in the Dominant Position. Now this here knowledge has been passed on through interpretations of religious texts and or phrases, for example the “missionary position”… referencing “Christianity etc…, or in the ancient guidebook of the Karma Sutra, or according to Milady Alexis, the Arual Caramel Sutra. Well here is my reply yo that.

Buffalo bagels!!! I declare! Buffalo Bagels!!!

I will give you all one example of this falsehood, ready? Are you all comfy…good here we go. I will use one particular sexual position to illustrate this here rather astonishing viewpoint, a viewpoint that I might say that the Miladies wanted us males to be totally unaware of. Until I came here it was a rumored whispered thought, afraid to be mentioned. But as Fox told Scully in the “X Files” the “truth is out there”.

Now that is where I come in, I am willing to sacrifice myself for the glory of scientific truth and the ultimate forthright of the knowledge that one day my words as Indiana Jones, the ultimate man’s man of archaeology has stated” Them thar words of Bookman “Belong in a museum!”.

Now folks, let us go forth on to my courageous defense of my theory regarding this hypothetical conceptual perspective of sexual position dominance.

We all know that there is more than one position to have a male perform oral sex on a woman, or as we males say in the business “there is more than one way to lick a woman’s kitty”. The position that will be discussed is where the male is in a perceived “lower” or “subservient” position to the Milady when performing oral sex to a woman. This is the position where the male occupies a lower physical space, in relation to the Milady “per se”. He is either sitting on a chair, stool, or even on his knees. So that the resulting position is that he is face level to the Miladies’ “hot pocket”.

Now from Her perspective the male is in a lower physical space before the Milady, while She “towers” above him, almost “Giantess like”. This position forces the male in this perspective of potential “subservient” position to look up to receive visual recognition from the Milady.

Ok that is all fine and dandy, so far. But here is the twist, the crux, the “other perspective” in relation to the male.

The male in the lower physical space knows what he is doing; he is quite good actually, on giving oral sex to a woman, especially to a Milady.

So while he is “goin down”, or in this case “goin forward” it is the Milady who will be in a disadvantage. Let me explain this here plausible postulation.

For it is a known scientifically based true, undeniably known fact, that when a woman comes close to a climaxing of her cherished orgasm(s) or even after 10 times she might even get a bit o ticklish! Her legs will get weak. She will have trouble staying in a perpendicular standing up position!! The Milady will start to buckle, even if she is against a wall, dresser, kitchen counter, washing machine / dryer, she will start to slide down. The Milady will be forced to hold onto something to keep her propped up, be it the wall, or counter, and yes even placing her hands to the head of the male in the subservient position, again in her perspective. The Milady’s own body betrays her own physical Dominance!

And what about the male? Well he is comfy as can be, he can outlast the Milady, in essence the perspective of the male subservient position to the Milady is in fact in truth the Dominant position!

The ensuing orgasm/climax will be her undoing; the Milady will have to rely on the male to keep her upright, for she is now in the weaker position. At least until the shuddering quaking waves of the multiple orgasms ebb away, but she is still left reeling in the after current of the tsunami of her climax. While she is still regaining her shuddering gasping breathes, her dominance has subsided.

Why do you think us males do not look up? For we be grinning in this sense of knowledge to our mastery of the female body during this one particular sexual position.

Thus I conclude with empirical, indomitable fact that my climatic conclusion is in truth infallible. Men… sexual science of the sensual observations of the female body in sexual orgasms will back you up every time, as long as she is in the standing position.

So Miladies I respectfully say stick that in your strap-on harness and sit and spin!

Miladies, at least in this one particular sexual position I humbly posit that You cannot keep a good hard man down, you can still kick him in the nuts in this position, when you truly realize the ultimate truth of this matter, that indeed he is in the dominant position, but again you cannot keep him down.

Now this here whole exposition expose essay is tongue in cheek, not cock, nor dildo in cheek. It was not meant to be offensive, nor sacrilegious to the “MANdates” laid down by our respectable respected Miladies of LDW. For these Miladies we truly respect and adore, and we show our individual appreciation in many forms and ways. We all enjoy a good humorous word every once in a while.

Right Kurt??… Kurt??? Ok Kurt’s gone… Right Saint? yo Saint…dude… umm he be gone too… Well I know better than to ask Castaway, he denies knowing me in chat for Wookie’s sake. But I do know that them thar Canackians; Eddie and Milord Sir Spudster got my back…

Hey fellers you all agree with me right??… Right??? Well damn… all I hear is “LDW Crickets”

Actually no… there is a sound…. And it is the frustrated sigh of Milady Gemma, and how come I have a feeling that I will soon feel the true power of the “dark side of the Force” of Milady Gemma.

What..??? Now wait a dang second… You said I can write again after me sabbatical, that is what one does is to think, on a sabbatical… So I thought and thunk, it took me what @ 5 weeks to come up with this perception on this sexual position perspective? It is an intellectual masterpiece Milady Gemma; it is brilliant and well thought out, and totally defensible.

OK…ok… back to them thar stocks, now it seems like “Good Times”….”DYNOMITE!!!!”

That was for Kurt.