Comments for Phone Sex Masturbation - brought to you by LDW Group http://phonesexmasturbation.com 800-601-6975 Must be 18+ Tue, 15 May 2012 08:00:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Comment on 7 Easy Steps for Some Masturbation Fun by Alexandria http://phonesexmasturbation.com/7-easy-steps-for-some-masturbation-fun/#comment-4838 Alexandria Tue, 15 May 2012 08:00:26 +0000 http://phonesexmasturbation.com/?p=3926#comment-4838 Welcome Back Matty.....Here's Lots of Hugs! I am so happy to hear you love the topic of <a href="http://phonesexmasturbation.com/7-easy-steps-for-some-masturbation-fun/" rel="nofollow">7 easy steps for masturbation fun</a>, and I was very impressed to read that you could easily put together the burger king crown! I was however very sorry to hear about Uncle Karl, I do hope he is doing better. Maybe he needs to have some masturbation fun to speed along his healing process *wink*. After reading what you said here, I guess I should have thought about some of you stroker's having a leather couch! However I don't know that I would have recommended Leather Magic, I might have opted for a nice extra virgin olive oil instead. Hmmm, if you had all of the supplies laid out, how did you forget the condom. OMG poor Granny! What were you thinking! ROTFLMAO! What were you doing using Krusteaz instant pancake mix? Never mind, it was the man batter that you spattered all over, I see now exactly what happened because you forgot the condom *rolling my eyes* You must learn to slow down and follow my instructions carefully next time Matty. I am happy to hear you found some spare change and are now saving up for perhaps a new one for yourself. House sitting gigs? Well don't forget to lock the front door Matty. I don't want everyone to know you are a "major couch player" If word gets out, it may be embarrassing. SofaHarmony....banned from the couch-surfing site. Matty what ever have you been up to? I think you had better be careful when couch shopping too, it may be fun but if you are going around to all the stores on your knees it may cause some suspicion from the sales staff. On second thought Matty, why don't you just forget about this assignment and move on to my masturbation discovery that hits the blog tomorrow morning. I think it's time to give you lots of hugs and tuck you in for the night....Sweet Dreams and more hugs, Ms Alex Welcome Back Matty…..Here’s Lots of Hugs! I am so happy to hear you love the topic of 7 easy steps for masturbation fun, and I was very impressed to read that you could easily put together the burger king crown! I was however very sorry to hear about Uncle Karl, I do hope he is doing better. Maybe he needs to have some masturbation fun to speed along his healing process *wink*. After reading what you said here, I guess I should have thought about some of you stroker’s having a leather couch! However I don’t know that I would have recommended Leather Magic, I might have opted for a nice extra virgin olive oil instead.

Hmmm, if you had all of the supplies laid out, how did you forget the condom. OMG poor Granny! What were you thinking! ROTFLMAO! What were you doing using Krusteaz instant pancake mix? Never mind, it was the man batter that you spattered all over, I see now exactly what happened because you forgot the condom *rolling my eyes* You must learn to slow down and follow my instructions carefully next time Matty.

I am happy to hear you found some spare change and are now saving up for perhaps a new one for yourself. House sitting gigs? Well don’t forget to lock the front door Matty. I don’t want everyone to know you are a “major couch player” If word gets out, it may be embarrassing. SofaHarmony….banned from the couch-surfing site. Matty what ever have you been up to? I think you had better be careful when couch shopping too, it may be fun but if you are going around to all the stores on your knees it may cause some suspicion from the sales staff. On second thought Matty, why don’t you just forget about this assignment and move on to my masturbation discovery that hits the blog tomorrow morning. I think it’s time to give you lots of hugs and tuck you in for the night….Sweet Dreams and more hugs, Ms Alex

]]> Comment on Sex With a Sinful Sexy Seductress by Alexandria http://phonesexmasturbation.com/sex-with-a-sinful-sexy-seductress/#comment-4837 Alexandria Tue, 15 May 2012 07:28:46 +0000 http://phonesexmasturbation.com/?p=3807#comment-4837 Bookie....WOW, WOW, WOW, AND WOW!! I thought I was the <a href="http://phonesexmasturbation.com/sex-with-a-sinful-sexy-seductress/" rel="nofollow">sinful sexy seductress </a>here, but your words.....so eloquently and masterfully woven and spoken just made my soft silken flower start dripping nectar! You certainly know how to describe face fucking in the most sensual erotic way. The way it should be for the very first time. Trust me, I didn't start out riding like waves of a tsunami, spewing hot molten orgasmic juices when I started on my face fucking journey. I was soft and sensual, erotic and passionate....just as I still am. But at times Bookie, I just want to ride with primal lust and let it all explode. I am sure <a href="http://sensualcocktease.com/" rel="nofollow">Ms Gemma </a>knows exactly what I am talking about *wink* Now what would you do if both of us came looking for you for a face fucking adventure Bookie? Hugs, Ms Alex Bookie….WOW, WOW, WOW, AND WOW!! I thought I was the sinful sexy seductress here, but your words…..so eloquently and masterfully woven and spoken just made my soft silken flower start dripping nectar! You certainly know how to describe face fucking in the most sensual erotic way. The way it should be for the very first time. Trust me, I didn’t start out riding like waves of a tsunami, spewing hot molten orgasmic juices when I started on my face fucking journey. I was soft and sensual, erotic and passionate….just as I still am. But at times Bookie, I just want to ride with primal lust and let it all explode. I am sure Ms Gemma knows exactly what I am talking about *wink* Now what would you do if both of us came looking for you for a face fucking adventure Bookie? Hugs, Ms Alex

]]> Comment on 7 Easy Steps for Some Masturbation Fun by Alexandria http://phonesexmasturbation.com/7-easy-steps-for-some-masturbation-fun/#comment-4836 Alexandria Tue, 15 May 2012 07:12:52 +0000 http://phonesexmasturbation.com/?p=3926#comment-4836 Well Forrest, you are definitely an exception to the 10 min rule, as most guys that I talk to are done and cleaned up before their 10 min session is up. Yes, this little<a href="http://phonesexmasturbation.com/7-easy-steps-for-some-masturbation-fun/" rel="nofollow"> 7 easy steps to some masturbation fun</a> can certainly be done between the mattress and box spring.....and yes, being in your room certainly would save lots of embarrassment if someone came in and caught you molesting the couch! LOL!! OMG can you imagine! Of course you can skip step seven if you're not one of my little jizz slurping pets *wink* I like to push the limits, but there are times when I also make exceptions. Hugs, Ms Alex Well Forrest, you are definitely an exception to the 10 min rule, as most guys that I talk to are done and cleaned up before their 10 min session is up. Yes, this little 7 easy steps to some masturbation fun can certainly be done between the mattress and box spring…..and yes, being in your room certainly would save lots of embarrassment if someone came in and caught you molesting the couch! LOL!! OMG can you imagine! Of course you can skip step seven if you’re not one of my little jizz slurping pets *wink* I like to push the limits, but there are times when I also make exceptions. Hugs, Ms Alex

]]> Comment on 7 Easy Steps for Some Masturbation Fun by Alexandria http://phonesexmasturbation.com/7-easy-steps-for-some-masturbation-fun/#comment-4835 Alexandria Tue, 15 May 2012 07:04:31 +0000 http://phonesexmasturbation.com/?p=3926#comment-4835 KurtyPoo, if I were there to order you around during this assignment.....trust me, you would not be masturbating with towels and your couch cushions. ALL of your attention would be on me, my sexy feet.....my panties and that sweet clit of mine that would be calling your name! Now I might purr in your ear, "fuck me, fuck me harder" but I don't think I would have to order you to do that. I have a feeling you would do that all on your own *wink* and the <a href="http://phonesexmasturbation.com/7-easy-steps-for-some-masturbation-fun/" rel="nofollow">7 easy steps for some masturbation fun</a> would be slightly different.... Hugs Ms Alex KurtyPoo, if I were there to order you around during this assignment…..trust me, you would not be masturbating with towels and your couch cushions. ALL of your attention would be on me, my sexy feet…..my panties and that sweet clit of mine that would be calling your name! Now I might purr in your ear, “fuck me, fuck me harder” but I don’t think I would have to order you to do that. I have a feeling you would do that all on your own *wink* and the 7 easy steps for some masturbation fun would be slightly different…. Hugs Ms Alex

]]> Comment on A Mistress Allegory Of A Hero’s Quest Cycle by Alexandria http://phonesexmasturbation.com/a-mistress-allegory-of-a-heros-quest-cycle/#comment-4834 Alexandria Tue, 15 May 2012 06:59:17 +0000 http://phonesexmasturbation.com/?p=3862#comment-4834 Forrest, if you want to read more about Jolene and her journey, check over at <a href="http://mistressphonesexchat.com/" rel="nofollow">Ms Claire's blog</a>. And while you are over there, <a href="http://mistressphonesexchat.com/starting-the-day-off-right-with-an-orgasm/" rel="nofollow">start your day off right with an orgasm</a>! Hugs, Ms Alex Forrest, if you want to read more about Jolene and her journey, check over at Ms Claire’s blog. And while you are over there, start your day off right with an orgasm! Hugs, Ms Alex

]]> Comment on Sex With a Sinful Sexy Seductress by Alexandria http://phonesexmasturbation.com/sex-with-a-sinful-sexy-seductress/#comment-4833 Alexandria Tue, 15 May 2012 06:55:14 +0000 http://phonesexmasturbation.com/?p=3807#comment-4833 No need to apologize BookieBoo, that's what happens when you start thinking about and imagining <a href="http://phonesexmasturbation.com/sex-with-a-sinful-sexy-seductress/" rel="nofollow">sex with a sinful sexy seductress</a>. I think it was all the face fucking that got to you sweetie! I'm surprised in all your excitement typos are the only thing that happened....*wink* are there more details? Hugs Ms Alex No need to apologize BookieBoo, that’s what happens when you start thinking about and imagining sex with a sinful sexy seductress. I think it was all the face fucking that got to you sweetie! I’m surprised in all your excitement typos are the only thing that happened….*wink* are there more details? Hugs Ms Alex

]]> Comment on 7 Easy Steps for Some Masturbation Fun by Matty0507 http://phonesexmasturbation.com/7-easy-steps-for-some-masturbation-fun/#comment-4828 Matty0507 Tue, 15 May 2012 04:38:38 +0000 http://phonesexmasturbation.com/?p=3926#comment-4828 Hi Ms. Alexandria sorry about my absence from your wonderful blogs. We have had some trouble with Uncle Karl. He was ice fishing in Baton Rouge this winter and was attacked by a swarm of dolphins but he seems to be doing better. I love the topic about 7 easy steps for masturbation fun. It did sound complicated at first but I knew if I could fold a burger king crown I could do this. I got all the items you mentioned above, a condom, lube, two fluffy towels, a couch, and a cock of some sort. I think you were being silly when you said this...of course I am going to bring a cock of some sort that is the whole point. I took out your instructions and laid everything over the top of the instructions so as to make sure I hadn’t forgotten anything. I took some white out and shortened the picture of the cock on the instruction manual so that it more clearly represented my own. And just a quick note I have a leather couch so I substituted the lube with some Leather Magic Leather Conditioner so that I could kill two birds with one stone so to speak. Wow it was fantastic! But I must also remember the condom next time. You know some family came over a few days after and Grandma scolded me about what was on my couch. She couldn’t understand how in the hell I managed to spill pancake batter onto the seat cushions of my couch. She was even more pissed when she tasted it. She said no grandson of hers should ever be using that Krusteaz instant pancake mix, that stuff tastes like crap. I will add one thing Ms. Alexandria, as sexually satisfying as it was, it was even more satisfying for my pocket book. I found $1.37 in spare change in the sofa. I am saving it up, I may even try to do some house sitting gigs for some people this summer, trying out new couches. When it comes to couches I am a player. Instead of Eharmony I could open up my own site called sofaharmony. Unfortunately this behavior has led me to be banned from Couchsurfing.com, nobody wants me anywhere near their sofas for some reason. Maybe I will just get a new couch. I can just see myself getting on my knees at the furniture store and seeing if I can find a couch that is the perfect height. Shopping has never been so much fun thanks to you Ms. Alexandria. Think I am going through Ms. Alexandria hug withdrawals though...I have really missed them! Hi Ms. Alexandria sorry about my absence from your wonderful blogs. We have had some trouble with Uncle Karl. He was ice fishing in Baton Rouge this winter and was attacked by a swarm of dolphins but he seems to be doing better.
I love the topic about 7 easy steps for masturbation fun. It did sound complicated at first but I knew if I could fold a burger king crown I could do this. I got all the items you mentioned above, a condom, lube, two fluffy towels, a couch, and a cock of some sort. I think you were being silly when you said this…of course I am going to bring a cock of some sort that is the whole point. I took out your instructions and laid everything over the top of the instructions so as to make sure I hadn’t forgotten anything. I took some white out and shortened the picture of the cock on the instruction manual so that it more clearly represented my own. And just a quick note I have a leather couch so I substituted the lube with some Leather Magic Leather Conditioner so that I could kill two birds with one stone so to speak.
Wow it was fantastic! But I must also remember the condom next time. You know some family came over a few days after and Grandma scolded me about what was on my couch. She couldn’t understand how in the hell I managed to spill pancake batter onto the seat cushions of my couch. She was even more pissed when she tasted it. She said no grandson of hers should ever be using that Krusteaz instant pancake mix, that stuff tastes like crap. I will add one thing Ms. Alexandria, as sexually satisfying as it was, it was even more satisfying for my pocket book. I found $1.37 in spare change in the sofa. I am saving it up, I may even try to do some house sitting gigs for some people this summer, trying out new couches. When it comes to couches I am a player. Instead of Eharmony I could open up my own site called sofaharmony. Unfortunately this behavior has led me to be banned from Couchsurfing.com, nobody wants me anywhere near their sofas for some reason. Maybe I will just get a new couch. I can just see myself getting on my knees at the furniture store and seeing if I can find a couch that is the perfect height. Shopping has never been so much fun thanks to you Ms. Alexandria. Think I am going through Ms. Alexandria hug withdrawals though…I have really missed them!

]]> Comment on 7 Easy Steps for Some Masturbation Fun by Forrest Hicks http://phonesexmasturbation.com/7-easy-steps-for-some-masturbation-fun/#comment-4825 Forrest Hicks Mon, 14 May 2012 23:20:41 +0000 http://phonesexmasturbation.com/?p=3926#comment-4825 OK so 10 minutes hmmm cant remember the last time I was done that fast. ;) I have another variation on this that I like to do from time to time. Instead of the couch it is between the mattress and box spring on my bed. It saves on the embarrassment of being caught molesting the couch especially when there is a chance of someone with a key coming in. I have done the couch a few times when I lived alone though. I used the method you describe in the post and have humped the space in between two cushions as well. And yay for being able to skip step seven. ;) OK so 10 minutes hmmm cant remember the last time I was done that fast. ;)
I have another variation on this that I like to do from time to time. Instead of the couch it is between the mattress and box spring on my bed. It saves on the embarrassment of being caught molesting the couch especially when there is a chance of someone with a key coming in. I have done the couch a few times when I lived alone though. I used the method you describe in the post and have humped the space in between two cushions as well.
And yay for being able to skip step seven. ;)

]]> Comment on Sex With a Sinful Sexy Seductress by Aaron Jacobsen http://phonesexmasturbation.com/sex-with-a-sinful-sexy-seductress/#comment-4821 Aaron Jacobsen Mon, 14 May 2012 04:39:52 +0000 http://phonesexmasturbation.com/?p=3807#comment-4821 damn sorry about the typos... must have gotten too excited.... damn sorry about the typos… must have gotten too excited….

]]> Comment on A Mistress Allegory Of A Hero’s Quest Cycle by Forrest Hicks http://phonesexmasturbation.com/a-mistress-allegory-of-a-heros-quest-cycle/#comment-4819 Forrest Hicks Mon, 14 May 2012 02:32:42 +0000 http://phonesexmasturbation.com/?p=3862#comment-4819 Jolene, thank you very much for your insight into your journey, and a wonderful journey it has been. Jolene, thank you very much for your insight into your journey, and a wonderful journey it has been.

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