The Crime…Masturbation
New York Penal Law
§ 245.00
It’s been several days since your court hearing and you are nervously waiting for me in my chambers. The last 48 hours have been enlightening to say the least and you wonder what is going to come next. This is the first time I’ve seen you in 48 hours, and you know something special is in store. You fidget nervously, and when you hear the door open, you turn around to see me striding in.
“Well…well… If it isn’t my little criminal.”
You nod in agreement as you rub your sweaty palms together.
“I’ve been reviewing your file and I think there’s been a mistake. You should have received a much harsher punishment then what I gave you.”
Your eyes widen. What’s harsher than being in a chastity cage?
I lean back in my chair and smile. You are the perfect little wanker for me. I’m going to turn you into the perfect subbie slave and every time you mess up, it will be back in front of the courts. I tell you to stand up and follow me.
Your Punishment for the Crime
I lead you back into the courtroom and as you enter, you glance around, wondering what is up. Not only is the bailiff there but so is a jury. Yes, there’s a jury of 12 beautiful women all staring at you. Cock teasers so to speak. I gesture towards the witness stand and then take my seat.
Once again, it’s time for you to defend yourself.
Mistress Alexandria Locks YOU Up 1-800-601-6975
You won’t have much of a chance though. You see, I set up a little trick. I made sure the bailiff didn’t fully tighten the chastity cage before leading you off into your room. Of course you know all of this don’t you?
I have the bailiff roll in the tv and dvd player and soon a video comes on for the jury to watch. You close your eyes, knowing what is coming next. You found a way to get out of your cock cage and masturbated until you ejaculated. And then you slipped the cock cage back on, thinking you had tricked everyone.
You really are a crazy,chronic, masturbator aren’t you?
Don’t worry, I am definitely going to cure you. And one of the ways this needs to be done is through shock therapy.
The Verdict: Masturbation Passion Guilty as Charged
I turn to the jury and ask for their verdict. They all agree that you are guilty as charged, and then one by one they present their punishment. As you see dildo after dildo being brought out, each one bigger than the last, you know you are in big trouble.
You turn to me, begging me to be punished another way, saying you won’t do it again but I know better. Perhaps this time you will listen to me.
And be glad it’s not real shock therapy. My violet wand has been in need of a participant. Now if that doesn’t cure you, then I can always send you over to see Warden Ivy of the Penis Penitentiary, or Warden Claire of the Criminal Correctional Center, either way you will get the punishment you deserve my little cock stroking deviant.
Much Love,
(non)Honorable Judge Alexandria
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Oh Ms. Alex, you are a fair and merciful jurist after all! I was hoping if I appealed to your side that likes to defend the “under” privileged I might win a reprieve from all those dildos. I love this new sentence. But do you think I should have a blindfold on during our sessions since, after all, justice is blind?
Excellent point Bfla! Justice is blind and some sensory deprivation will only enhance your punishment of body worship in my chambers. I may even tie your hands behind your back so that the only thing you are allowed to use is your tongue. Some smothering and Queening could also come into play as you are taking on the role of the “under” privileged. Hugs, Ms Alex
As I enter the courtroom I notice the twelve incredibly hot women sitting in the juror seats. They seem vaguely familiar, but it’s hard to recognize a face when you can’t take your eyes off their bodies. Who is that one in the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader outfit? God she is hot. She sure looks like Ms. Claire. Then my jaw drops. It is Ms. Claire, and eleven more of the incredibly sexy LDW Mistresses.
“Judge Alexandria, is this one of Ms. Ally’s Mistress get-togethers like you had during November in Vegas?”
You shake your head.
“No Matty, and you will address me as The Honorable and sexy Judge Alexandria like I told you before. These jurors were agreed upon by both lawyers.”
I look over to see my court appointed lawyer flipping through the pages of Hustler and just shake my head. I do feel bad for the guy, hard to go through life with one hand. Then I hear that all to familiar sound, the reason I am here, a soft thwapping sound coming from under the desk. I look under the desk, Ok he does have both hands; just one is under the desk at the moment. This situation seems to be going from bad too worse and then you turn everyone’s attention to the 152 inch Panasonic Plasma TV in the middle of the courtroom. You mention to the courtroom that a TV this size is actually needed to see what the defendant is actually stroking. The courtroom erupts in laughter, and is in tears by the end of the video.
“Really Matty? You thought you could slide off the chastity device and no one would know? I don’t know what disturbs me more. You removing the device or you masturbating to those stick figure drawings you drew on the wall of your cell. I do know this, you were shown leniency last time, but in 48 hours you have managed to make a mockery of the legal system. Do you have anything to say on your behalf?”
“Yes, Honorable and sexy Judge Alexandria I want M…”
Before I can finish Judge Alexandria buts in.
“Matty so help me if you say Mistrial I will put more camera’s in your cell, move Bubba in as a cell mate, and have you staring in a new movie I am producing called Penitentiary lockdown 2: The night they put a hurtin’ on my white booty. So what was the “M” word you were going to say?”
“Honorable and sexy Judge Alexandria, I was going to say I want more! Yes, that was it. More! I am throwing myself at the mercy of the court.”
Matty knew it was a little late. The jury deliberated for 15 minutes. It took 15 minutes because Ms. Ivy had to take a LDW related phone call from Matty’s court appointed public defendant. The verdict was unanimous. It was time to award punitive damages. Each lovely lady from LDW pulled out a dildo one after the other, each larger than the last. All those rubber dildo’s staring him in the face. He should have gotten one of those Green Peace lawyers, they would have been against all that rubber eventually ending up in a land fill. Now they were going to end up in Matty’s ass. The dildo that really scared Matty was the big white one that took two jurors to pick up. Matty kept expecting two Eskimos to migrate from Alaska, and come bursting into the courthouse in an attempt to harpoon that Narwhal sized dildo. Matty thought to himself, that he wished he had listened to the Honorable and Sexy Judge Alexandria. He knew he was going to do hard time with either Warden Ivy of the Penis Penitentiary or Warden Claire of the Criminal Correction Center.
Matty, at this moment all I can say is WOW, WOW, WOW! Are you an erotic comedy writer, because if you are not, you should be. I called my friend who is a journalist and told her get to my blog, and right now it’s almost 4am EST. Now she was not amused that I woke her up blowing up her cell and home phone, but once she started reading this her state of sleepiness soon disappeared. By the time she read this out loud to me for the second time we were laughing so hard we had tears rolling down our cheeks. From your court appointed attorney going thru life with one hand filpping thru the pages of Hustler, to the lovely Ms Claire the Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, (and we all know how she loves her cowboys) to the 152 in Panasonic Plasma, to actually be able to see what the defendant is stroking…..OMG Matty you are killing us! Now comes lewd stick figure drawings in your cell, you screaming mistrial only to have Bubba as your new cell mate equipped with cameras producing Penitentiary Lockdown 2…..hurtin the white boy booty, of course produced by Warden Ivy! And now Green Peace Lawyers who would have put an end to the rubber dildos filling up the landfills. What could you possibly come up with next? You are turning this blog into a series pilot for Matty gets harpooned by the Narwhal! Are you kidding me! I seriously would like to know exactly what you were doing, eating, drinking….when you wrote this reply? Now I have to go find Warden Claire and Warden Ivy to read this new style of courtroom drama and penitentiary comic relief. Excellent, entertaining and imaginative and interactive……Kudos Matty! I love your style, Hugs Ms Alex
Rolls. In. Laughter.
You have a wicked funny imagination, Matty.
And I was actually mistaken for a Dallas cheerleader once upon a time ago. It made my day!
Is Matty hilarious or what? Now I can definitely see you mistaken for a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader Ms Claire, especially after viewing how sexy you are!
Thank you Ms. Alexandria for those very nice words. You have woven a fantastic story so I just threw in a couple of extra things, but it all started with your wonderful story.
Matty, you are serious courtroom comic relief. My story was just cute, a bit sexy and fun. You came along and turned it into courtroom mayhem at it’s best and I am very impressed with your creative and innovative mind. You can add to my stories anytime Matty! I love having you here and so appreciate your humor and comical comments, great participation Matty. Hugs Ms Alex
Thank you Ms. Claire for that very nice compliment. I am hoping that including you as a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader in my rambling response to Ms. Alexandria’s wonderful story will at least lessen the severity of my punishment at the Ms. Claire Criminal Correctional Center. And just to be clear, I always think of you as a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader
I think you just melted Ms Claire’s heart Matty. I wouldn’t be surprised if she votes for a suspended sentence for you *wink*
Nothing will lessen the severity of your incarcertaion at Ms Claire’s Correctional Facility, Matty.
We put the “hard” in hard time. ~grins~
Though I will accept the compliment with a wink and a pinch for you.
I think you put the “hard” in Matty when he fantasizes about you as a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Ms Claire….*wink*
Hmmmm, well Ms Alexandria, I have to admit this is a devious punishment for such a meaningless crime. I mean who is the victim if I wack my weed now and then. But as I look at all those dildo’s I’m thinking, maybe this has turned out ok, I might need a good stuffing:) I certainly deserve one!
Well, well dear little Cindy, permanent inmate of the infamous penis penitentiary…..you are questioning my punishment now? Now I must send that report to Warden Ivy, as I would like to know what you are doing whacking without permission, as I know she didn’t give you permission to whack that daisy stick! Really? Now you are eyeballing all those dildo’s, each one bigger than the last one in size and thinking you might need a good stuffing? Now I think it’s time for me to take control of you for the night and have a stuff-a-thon with you, starting with the smallest dildo, and working my way up to the Judge Wapner! Bend over Cindy, it’s time for you to once again assume the position. Now what say you?
My, that does sound, hmmmmm, appealing…hahaha… Maybe the warden will lend you a chamber:)
Maybe Warden Ivy will allow the Fab 4 to have a Phallic Fest with you, and invite the lovely Ms Claire too so that she can show you her cropping skills, not to mention show of how she loves to use her new boots. It would be a free for all on Cindy for the night. Now what pretty lingerie should we have you dressed and waiting in?
Alex I am shocked! You, the guardian of the integrity of the Mistress Courts, the defender of the Penal Code, trying to trap poor horny submissives into illegal masturbation! This is beneath you! Which is definitely where I would like to be.
This is “encocktrapment” if ever I have seen it! I believe the court of appeals would throw out the charges and release me from my cock prison. Although I probably would have to stroke for you as Warden Alexandria in her private chambers to get my civilian clothes back — I wouldn’t mind that. 
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But I think I would have recognized what was going on and not taken my cage off. As horny and frustrated as I was, I follow instructions of beautiful judges such as yourself. So if chastity is what you ordered, then chastity is what it would be. You see, I would rather earn my release than steal it. So much more rewarding. Not to mention I would prefer that to all those dildos. Is it ok if I prefer not to be humiliated that way? My tastes run towards obedience and earning my stroking privileges. I think that sounds like a lot of fun for both of us. I hope you do too.
Yes Bfla, I am Mistress of the Courts, the defender of the Penal Code, and handing out punishment for Masturbation Passion, with a little “encocktrapment”. But you even admit to wanting to be beneath me…*smile*. Perhaps some plea bargaining here for you since you would like to earn your release. I think since you would have left your cage on, having integrity like you do, we can make a deal. I have you come into my chambers three times a week for 2 hours, for 90 days, wearing cum stained purple panties. You then worship me for 45 min. If you properly worship me and bring me to a screaming orgasm, I engage you in 30 minutes of intense edging, and then allow you a release and 15 min. for you to do a proper clean up of both of us. I see you are very obedient, and what I proposed could be mutually fun and satisfying to both of us. What do you think?
Ooooo, I hope that I get to serve on that jury! I’ll let them think that I can be bribed, and will let them shower me with gifts.
Then, of course, I’ll vote guilty.
And yes, Your Honor, I’m sure that Ms Ivy and I could take care of any incorrigible offenders.
Oh Ms Claire, after reading your blog post on sissy discipline, you will definitely be on my jury. And of course they will fall for all your Mistress charms and shower you with gifts! Who wouldn’t! Oh yes, Ms Ivy is filling up with incorrigible offenders, but the rest are coming your way. I hear things are tough at your correctional facility, I think perhaps I need a personal tour one day soon. Hugs, Ms Alex