And your January winner for the most engaging and entertaining comments to all of the January blogs posts here at Phone Sex Masturbation is….. drum roll please……Matty0507
Congratulations Matty and thank you for all of your imaginative and well written comments. I don’t know when I have had as much laughter checking my blog since you joined in the contest. Kudos to you and keep up the good work! I look forward to being entertained now, so you have set the bar very high for not only yourself, but for everyone else. Hugs and Much Love, Ms Alex
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While I enjoyed reading all the comments posted this month, I have to applaud Matty for his superlative effort, not to mention his incredible sense of humor.
Well done, Matty!
Ms Claire, I applaud Matty too for his superlative effort, par excellent comments, and of course his hilarious incredible sense of humor. I was delighted to announce him as one of the first winners for Gift 4 Gab. Thank you for your applause and wonderful comments to Matty!
Thank you Ms. Claire it has been so much fun visiting Ms. Alexandria’s blogs every few days. Ms. Claire can you believe I am going to the LDW Oscars with the lovely Ms. Alexandria? I still can’t believe it.
Matty, would you like to write a blog post about what our day leading up to, and then what our night at the LDW Oscars will be like. I would love to post it here if you want to write it. I think it would be so much fun! I better get your tux and collar ready very soon. Oh the fun we are going to have. Yes Matty, you are my date for the LDW Oscars, and Ms Claire can join us if she likes too. Hugs Ms Alex
~wiggles brows~
Hmmm. A Matty sandwich.
I like the sounds of that, Ms Alex.
Flares nostrils, licks lips…..ummm a Matty sandwich for sure would be very enticing! I think we need a private conference to iron out the details on that one!
I got all tingly at the idea of another private conference, Ms Sexy.
Makes my panties nice and moist too! Right back at you sexy lady!
I think you are a very lucky person, Matty. I hope that you’ve built up your arm strength, because I’ve no doubt that Ms Alexandria will need someone to carry the many awards she will so deservedly win.
I suggested to Matty that we invite you to join us for a night at the Oscar’s Ms Claire! Now Matty would really need some arm strength to have each of us on his arm. Just think of all the things we could do to him as he is trying to walk the Red Carpet. My naughty little mind is working overtime…~wicked laugh~
Oooo, do I love that wicked laugh! Poor Matty will not stand a chance escorting us.
Matty should probably start his “cock behavioral training” NOW, or he might blow instantly…..~wicked laugh~
Thank you so much Ms. Alexandria for letting me be a part of your wonderful blogs. I have had so much fun. Thank you for your very generous gift, and the even more generous comments. It is my pleasure to be included in your wonderful blogs. And I have to say the poem sounds so much better when you read it. Thank you so much for making an audio out of it.
Matty, the pleasure is mine and I love having you here writing and expressing yourself. You have quite the imagination, and I am happy to provide you with a place for self expression. I was touched by your poem, and had to make it a part of the January announcement. I see you are off to a running start for February so I better get over to the comments and see what Matty is up to today…..Hugs Ms Alex