What are you being charged with?
You sit nervously on the bench outside, waiting for the bailiff to come and get you. You were summoned to court and you aren’t sure why. But you showed up anyway, wearing your best suit and tie in hopes that the judge would react favorably.
You couldn’t think of anything you had done wrong lately. You paid your taxes on time and were a good, model citizen.
The doors opened and the bailiff gestured for you to come in. There was no one in the court room except for the judge. You were surprised. You had been expecting an older, mean looking judge but instead you found yourself in front of a gorgeous brunette. You shifted your eyes and hoped that she hadn’t caught you staring.
“Well, well…” she said. Her voice was like pure silk.
“Your Honor?” you asked tentatively.
“You were brought here today because of your crimes.”
“What crimes?”
“Did I tell you to speak?” She said harshly, peering down at you from the bench.
You nodded your head and remained silent as she outlined your crimes.
Crime #1: You are guilty of trying to get laid. This wouldn’t be a crime for normal men but you aren’t quite normal are you? In fact, the women who were your partners were polled and the consensus was that you kind of suck in bed.
Crime #2: You are a habitual, chronic masturbatory deviant. It’s not enough that you do it in the shower and at night and while watching tv but you’ve been known to sneak off during work hours and wank off as well.
As the judge is explaining your crimes, you are growing confused. How does she know all of this? And when did masturbation become a crime?
“We have our ways.” She said wickedly, as if reading your thoughts.
“The question becomes, what is your punishment? You are guilty, we know that. But how should you be punished?”
As she pondered the crime, you stood their nervously, your cock growing hard in your pants. Was this even legal? You weren’t sure that you cared, especially if the judge administered the punishment herself.
The verdict is in. Are you guilty or innocent?
“A decision has been made.” She said. “In answer to crime #1, you are officially now a cuck. That means no sex for you. You will become my cuckold slave and only get lucky when I let you. Of course that won’t be very often because your punishment for crime #2 is chastity.”
Your eyes widen in horror and she smiles. This is what your punishment will be for your crimes.
“Yes, the bailiff will take you away to get you fitted for your chastity device. It will be a long time before you get to cum. Hopefully you will learn your lesson.”
You start to protest as the bailiff drags you away and you wonder what is going to happen next.
All at once it becomes frightening and intriguing and you know you are in for the adventure of a lifetime.
Now what do think?
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Well if you were to ask me…I would say–EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM is GUILTY…then again…Im the Warden of Penis Penitentiary–and I LOOOVE getting fresh new meat to torture–er, I mean…”Process”–I bet Judge Alex loves cumming down HARD on everyone. (read into that how EVER you deem necessary)
MMMM…Punishment for their Crimes has me salivating–how many would PURPOSELY get into ‘trouble’ to be judged and punished by Judge Alexandria? (besides everyone!
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Hello Warden Ivy! Oh after this slew of chronic, masturbatory deviants your Penis Penitentiary is going to be full, and the rest will have to go do HARD time at Ms Claire’s Maxium Security Correctional Facility. I am coming down HARD on every last one of them, and I think you are absolutely right. They are all purposely getting into trouble just to be punished and judged, then shipped off for further correctional methods. You will have fresh new meat by the weekend, I told you this was a deviant bunch of cockstrockers!
This blog post is hot, hot, hot and so is the erotic audio that goes with it! I don’t think it matters which side the stroker is on, plantiff or defendant, Judge Mistress Alex is calling ALL the shots and if they’re cum shots, even better!
Hello there co-counsel Ms Alexis, so nice to see your presence in the courtroom. Now since you mentioned the “cum shots”, who do you think our first cum shot masturbatory deviant will be? I think we need to meet in chambers and discuss that one very soon. Hugs Ms Alex
First of all Ms. Alexandria, I would posit that rule #1 in the courtroom is that any stroker who represents himself has a fool for a cock client.
Now, reviewing the events that transpired in court, I would want to evaluate where the trial of my cock went wrong. Perhaps, even though I heeded the all important rule listed above, hiring Ms. Alexis to represent me had its drawbacks as well. Despite her legal expertise, when she put my cock on the witness stand, she was elicited many objections from opposing council, Ms Ivy, for “leading the witness”, my cock, with her snake charmer routine. Ms. Ivy then buried my cock unfortunately, not with her lovely pussy, but with her iron fist on cross examination.
Though I don’t want to lay this verdict at the lovely feet of Ms. Alexis–I suppose the evidence was just too strong, and far be it from me to question the jurisprudence of Your Honorable Mistress Alexandria. I would think all there is to do is throw myself at the mercy of the court and accept my fate.
See you at the parole hearing!
I concur explicitly Go Maple Leafs on courtroom rule #1. If you end up in my courtroom you better have someone represent you that has excellent skills in cock consortium fact finding and plea bargaining, rather than teasing and tantalizing skills. Now we both know that both Ms Alexis and Ms Ivy have charms that cock stokers such as yourself can’t resist. They are experienced, skilled cock handlers and prick teasers, so that makes it easy for both of them to lead the witness and the plaintiff on direct and cross examination. You see it’s a courtroom conspiracy of lovely LDW Mistresses. I am happy that you have realized exactly what you must do…..and that is throw yourself at the mercy of the court and accept your fate. Now be a good little stroker, and join us in chambers for some private deliberation where you may find you like the private punishment. I guess you are guilty until proven innocent in my courtroom. Hugs Ms Alex
bree bree is a snitch? Oh, my. I think I’ll have to report this offense to Ms Callie. I have the proper forms right here on my desk, and will fill them out in triplicate.
Why do I feel like that there will be a surplus of guilty parties? If Ms Ivy’s Penis Penitentiary gets full, you could send the most…hardened…offenders to my Correctional Facility. It’s a Super Maximum Unit though, and not for the faint of heart.
Oh dear Ms Claire, being a snitch and reporting the chronic wankers to me what part of bree-bree’s punishment……bree bree is a judge appointed and approved snitch…giggle giggle. But perhaps you should alert her that I have turned bree-bree into a snitch. Oh there is already a supply of guilty parties for sure Ms. Claire, and it seems they are all happy to be guilty rather than innocent. Some headed to the Penis Penitentiary already. But what a brilliant idea you have to send the hardened offenders to your Correctional Facility. I love the fact that it is a maximum unit and not for the faint of heart, you are one tough cookie Ms Claire! Hugs Ms Alex
That was a fantastically sexy story Judge Alexandria. I know I would plead with you to have a trial by a jury, but this wouldn’t work because being the incredibly smart woman you are, you would have had the 12 people who were on the jury be all ex-girlfriends of mine. So I have no choice but to plead guilty to crime number one. And again I would plead innocent to crime number two of being a chronic masturbatory deviant. But then you would show the footage of me masturbating to “the best of Judge Judy” episodes. So once again I would have no choice but to plead guilt on this count as well. So I throw myself at your mercy Judge Alexandria. You tell me and my cock to come over…well as of today it is really your cock. You have me place my cock and balls on the end of the table and I see you getting out your gavel. I begin to really get nervous. You tell me if I flinch or move, it could be disastrous. And you swing down the gavel with the force of a 10 year-old hyped up on skittles playing “whac-a-mole. The loud sound of the gavel startles me every time. I am shaking, and sweat is pouring off me like I am an Eskimo at a Luau. And then like that I feel the cold steel cage lock around my cock. You tell me you weren’t actually going to hit me there, cause the swelling would render the cage useless. You tell me the key is going to go in a safe deposit box at an undisclosed bank. The whole time I notice you are hiking your robe up a bit more as you sit in your judicial chair. I can’t help but think what you have on under there. What about my phone call I ask. You just laugh knowing a chronic masturbator like me wouldn’t use it to call a lawyer, but would end up calling an LDW Mistress. And like you were reading my mind, you mention to me to not even bother with trying to come up with the bail money because I have spent all my hard earned money on phone sex sessions with LDW Mistresses. Your robe slides up a bit more, and you let me catch a glimpse of your sexy pink underwear. And after I begin to think you forgot about the punishment for crime number one, you pull out something from your bag. You tell me to lay over the desk and close my eyes. When you are done you allow me to see your ten inch strap-on that you call “Judge Wapner.” And you tell me that it looks like I will be doing some “hard time”
Matty this is a wonderful comment! Interesting, engaging and manically hilarious too. I have to say the jury of your 12 girlfriends really got me laughing, but what a great way to make you accountable, in front of your 12 past girlfriends. Would they all laugh and say you suck in bed? And the masturbating to “best of Judge Judy” has me rolling on the floor at the moment, you are guilty of so many masturbatory offenses aren’t you Matty? Now the gavel and “whac-a-mole” adds a whole new twist to the story, having you put your cock and balls on the table waiting for me to smack it with the gavel. But as you said, as you were standing there sweating like an Eskimo at a Luau, smacking your cock and balls would only make them swell and then the cage would be rendered useless. And how nice of you to notice that I was teasing you all the while I was in front of you, hiking up my robe and adjusting myself in my chair. I love to be a prick tease! Now the fact that instead of calling a lawyer you would call an LDW Mistress adds another dimension to the story, because how true that would be in your case. You would not even have enough money for bail as you spent it all in fetish phone sex sessions with LDW Mistresses. You are so screwed Matty, and that leaves me no choice but you bend you over and drill your little pucker hole with the “Judge Wapner” gimondo dildo. Hard time would be putting it mildly, as your strap on probation visits would consist of all the LDW Mistresses showing up one session at a time taking turns with our little guilty masturbator Matty. Now it was brought to my attention that dildo’s don’t lubricate themselves…..now what do you think is going to happen to you Matty? Hugs, Ms Alex
Well, I can tell you this much, Matty. You made me laugh in the morning…and on a Monday morning at that.
“10 year-old hyped up on skittles playing “whac-a-mole” cracked me up. Perhaps it will go in your favor with the Judge.
I’d testify on your behalf in regards to comic relief, that is sure!
Ms Claire, I would have to agree with you 100% on that one for sure. I read that and actually laughed out loud for quite some time as I answered his comment, and then when I got to the “Judge Wapner” the laughter continued. Comic relief is a good thing for sure! I see you are handing out some punishment over at Ms Claire’s Correctional Facility today. “Unauthorized Touching” is a very serious offense indeed! Hugs Ms Alex
You know…I actually wish i WOULD be found guilty in that sexy court if it was you administering the punishment!
lol
I know you already know all the ways you could punish me and make me suffer if you wanted to,but i´m sure you could come up with a few new ways too that you found suitable for fitting the crime in question!
John, I think you would immerse yourself in any punishment that I administer to you, even if it mean worshiping the feet of all 12 of the women jurors…Hugs Ms Alex
“No, no I am innocent,” I scream as I am carted off to be fitted for my chastity device. “I am a good lay. Please…….” Ah too late. Soon I am fitted. Sounds a lot like Dumas’ “Man In The Iron Mask.” This could be called “The Man In The Iron Cock Cage.”
I guess there is nothing left to do but throw myself on the mercy of the court. Especially because I AM guilty of getting laid and masturbating. And just what is wrong with masturbating anyway, especially when there are hot judges like you to fantasize about, Ms. Alex!
Is there time off for good behavior? Perhaps as happens in contempt of court situations you could bring me before you every day to give me a chance to purge myself of the contempt. I could prepare you to receive a hot stud lawyer in your chambers by undressing you and worshipping your body. Or give you that first orgasm to prepare you to take that lawyer’s cock. Then stand and watch as he purges himself of something besides contempt inside you.
Or I could hump and grind your desk in that chastity device for your amusement. Or you could let me out of that cage to stroke and edge over and over while I pleaded for release. Does it sound like I am well on my way to a reduced sentence? I hope so. Of course even when you release me I would still be on probation, and would have to report regularly to be allowed to cum in the manner and time of your choosing, right?
Enjoyed the post and I hope you enjoyed my introductory comment on your blog, Ms. Alex. Bfla
Hello Bfla and welcome to my blog! I am so excited to see you! I love the name you gave to the punishment already, you are quite witty already. OMG, and you are pleading guilty to getting laid and chronic masturbating right out of the gate, no plea bargaining, just pleading guilty….~giggle-giggle~ Oh my you would fantasize about Judge Alex and masturbate, do tell Bfla. Oh, now I really like the next part of the story where you worship my body daily and prepare me for a hot stud lawyer, and the first orgasm idea adds a hot twist to the story, and purging inside of me besides contempt is HOT. Now, I like the idea of you humping and grinding in chastity against my desk too, but then how about if I release you for a bit of edging while you plead for release. And, if you do all of the above for a week straight with no release, I will allow you a release on my terms. But remember, you will be on probation for another 90 days, so I will summon you at any time to my chambers to have a bit of fun with you, and you just never know what I will have up my sleeve on the day you are summoned. Again, thank you for the lovely and great comment, and for visiting my blog, hope to see you around more often…..Hugs Ms Alex
OMG…Ms Alexandria, judge, jury, and erotic executioner….I am guilty as charged, certainly of chronic masturbation..LOL. Now between forced chastity and cuckolding from you and the CBT horros of the imfamous Penis Penitentiary, you and Ms Ivy are making 2012 the year of suffering for Cindy…hahaha, but I still love you both:)
Goodness Cindy, now that you mention it, you are guilty of chronic masturbation! I think being chaste, cuckholded, and CBT is just the right combination of punishment for you. After all, you did end up in the penis penitentiary and now you’re in front of me, the judge,jury and erotic executioner. How lucky can a girl get? Do you have anything to say for yourself in this matter? And of course we love you too Cindy, as you are a model prisoner and take your punishment so well. You even admitted to being guilty as charged. Hugs Ms Alex
Well not much to say but ” yeah, guilty as charged.” But I’d definitely be prone to try to like plea bargain down that chastity device punishment, cause I’m afraid of them, and besides I like having like a super smooth front to my panties when I wear them. So i’d be like “i’ll be an informant on all the other chronic masterbators, just please, I put myself at the mercy of the court, let me serve my time in house arrest, mental chastity, please please please!”
I like this concept of a court for inadequate pervs, tho, although just like the real justice system the caseload would no doubt be overwhelming!
Hi there bree bree, that is so cute that you are afraid of chastity devices, but I can see why, especially because you like having the front of your panties super smooth, and that is super sexy for sure. Now since you mentioned being an informant, I think we can work something out here. Instead of chastity you will become my assistant, informing me on the identity of all the other chronic masturbators, and spend at least 4 hours a day worshiping Mistress Callie in your pretty panties. Do you think you can handle that punishment bree bree? Hugs Ms Alex
4 hours a day? Haha, I think I got it…
I’ll be an informant. Now let’s see, there’s pee-wee Herman, and ummm, every thirteen year old boy in the world, and ummm… Okay, I’ll work my sources and get back to You 
Thanks for the leniency, Judge Alex. Now if you’ll excuse me, I got some Callie worship to attend to ( Yay, my 100 % number 1 all time favorite activity, even better than stroking, although sometimes the worship involves stroking, but even when it doesn’t, who cares, it’s Mistress Callie we’re talking about
Yes bree-bree- 4 hours a day of Ms Callie worship for 30 days then report back to me. Tell me if you embarked on any new journeys, fantasies, or fetishes. What was the most fun worship assignment, what was the most difficult one( if there is anything difficult worshiping Ms Callie) Your informant list was spot on, I think we can call that mission/assignment accomplished, unless you have some new wankers to report to the court…..hahaha. Yes bree-bree, I was pretty lenient on you, but you do have 30 day at 4 hours per day to report on, so have fun! Hugs Ms Alex
Good morning Ms Alexandria,
I really liked the courtroom idea, and the sexy judge sitting on the bench. I can picture you up there right now. Ofcourse, now picturing that has me wondering if there will be a summons to the judges am chambers in my future
Now, since you know me, and know that I am not into being a cuckold or chastity, I will still answer the charges.
Crime #1…… I pleade guilty, for both trying to get laid, and for actually getting laid.
Crime #2…… I also pleade guilty, as I do masturbate alot, with the exception of while I am at work.
So now I throw myself on the mercy of the court, and hope that we can settle this out of court and in chambers, like a work-release program. And just to show you how much of a normal guy I am, while I await your judgement, I will be wondering, just what exactly Judge Alexandria has on under her robes
( Sorry, I could not resist in having some fun with this….but really I did love the whole courtroom idea
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Hello Sexy Paul and Happy New Year! How nice to see you visit my blog and leave such a nice comment. I am happy to see this blog made you picture me sitting up there in the judges chambers getting ready to habeas your corpus, and of course that act of punishment would definitely take place in my private chambers. I do realize that you are not cut out for being a cuck, after those hot masturbation sessions with you…..and you are not a candidate for chastity. However, since you like getting laid, and are getting laid regularly and you do masturbate with the exception of at work…..I am going to give you a suspended sentence. What does that mean? That means you are going to come with me into my private chambers, where you will see exactly what I have on under my robes ~wicked laugh~ Then I am going to have you masturbate and edge for me the first day, pleasure me the second day, worship my body the third day, masturbate and edge again the fourth day and then on the fifth day you must pleasure me to orgasm, in which you may have a *release* also. If you can spend a week with me in chambers, just being teased, edged and delayed, your sentence will be suspended and you will be free once again to get laid as much as you want and continue on your masturbation journey. Sound fair Paul? I am glad you enjoyed the courtroom story of guilty or innocent.