A little panty fantasy for you
Want to Spoil Me?
I’m speeding again, no surprise right? Rushing down the highway in a mad dash to meet my friends in my hot new car. The roads are pretty clear though so I’m not too worried. I’m ready for a night of pure sin. I shift in my seat and my black leather dress shifts with me. Not the most comfortable but definitely the most intimidating, and a perfect fit for being a pricktease tonight.
That’s how I weed out the good from the bad.
The guys who are willing to come over to me and try to get my attention? They get bonus points.
I hear the sound of a wailing siren behind me and I sigh, pulling over to the side of the road. Hopefully this won’t take too long.
I check my red lipstick in the mirror and then reach into the glove compartment for my registration. I hear a coughing sound and I turn around and see you. Instantly you are uncomfortable, intimidated by me. That makes me wetter than you can possibly imagine.
You cite me for speeding and when I try to resist, you tell me that you will have to take me in. There’s a spark of heat between us when you tell me about resisting arrest. But I come quietly, following you in my car to the police station.
As I follow you into booking, I see a strange sight. Somehow your shirt has become untucked and I can see a brief glimpse of something….pink?
As I look closer, I start to chuckle softly.
You are wearing panties. You are the Panty Police!
Caught by the Panty Police
A rough tough panty boy!
Not so tough now, are you?
As you get ready to drop me off to another officer, I ask if I can have a word with you. Now’s my chance to get that ticket erased. You hesitate for a moment but then seem to agree, leading me into one of the rooms. Before you can ask me what this is about, I apologize. I tell you I’m sorry for speeding but I don’t want a ticket.
And you aren’t going to give me one.
You know why? Because if you do, it’s going to be quite embarrassing and humiliating for you Officer Pantyboy! By the way, what else do you like to wear Officer Pantyboy?
I will go out and announce to all of your colleagues that you are wearing panties.
Your face turns red when you hear me say this and you are slightly panicked. You stutter, trying to explain yourself but I can see your cock is hard through your uniform. You have quite the panty fantasy don’t you?
You step forward as if to say something but then reach into your pocket instead. You pull out the ticket and rip it in two.
I smile and say thanks and walk out the door.
Love Pink Panty Boys
I can’t wait until tomorrow night when you catch me speeding again. Next time, I’m going to make you pull down your pants and show me your pretty panties!
See You Later Officer Pantyboy,
oxox Ms Alexandria
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Yes, Alex, I am sure I will be looking for you and pulling you over every night in your hot outfit as you speed down the road and no doubt commit other sins that may not be against the law, but deserve the full attention of the panty police. And I am sure that each night, to avoid a ticket or worse, we will work out some special arrangements with the law. For example, I know that you want the police at full attention at all times, ready to serve and protect. And part of that preparation is having proper working equipment, right? So the first night, we will concentrate on my nightstick. It is hard and should be ready for action at any time, right? So the first night, I will walk up to the side of your car, and show you how I keep my nightstick constantly poised to spring inside those panties. I will grip and polish that nightstick, using my panties as a special polishing cloth. Back and forth, up and down, showing you how I keep my nightstick hard and ready for action, for as long as you are amused.
Then, when you have had enough, you can simply tell me to put the nightstick away and keep it ready. You will no doubt giggle loudly as I hobble back to my panty patrol car. Now, no police officer can truly be ready for action without a loaded gun, right? So the second night, I will show you how a police officer keeps his gun loaded and ready to shoot if called upon. Hmm, strangely enough, it seems as if it is the same way I keep that nightstick ready. I load those bullets into the chamber and feel them ease into the shaft of my gun by, you guessed it, stroking that gun hard and fast with yet another pair of special panties. But alas, I definitely don’t want to shoot you, and you show me how to keep the safety on that cocked gun when you reach out and squeeze the head of the gun shut. Hard.
Again the evening ends in giggles as I walk back to my car with a heavily loaded gun. So, all this work. A panty police officer needs nourishment, yes? And there is special nourishment that will keep this panty police officer on his toes. So the third night as I walk up to your car, you open the door, slide your legs over the edge of the seat, and spread them to reveal…..I am the only one wearing panties.
And so I drop to my knees and lick away, getting as much of that special pussy nectar as you will give me while I listen to your moans of pleasure. After several orgasms, I believe I will be full enough to carry on for several days! So what about the fourth night and beyond? Oh, you know it will be equally fun. And who knows? Maybe one day I will get to show you every panty police officer’s dream — to explode that gun over and over again……
Reading this story I have lovely visions of Officer Bfla, the Panty Police on Patrol, ready to serve and protect. Now the thought of you keeping your nightstick constantly poised is delightful, as is watching you polish that nightstick with your panties. You certainly do know how to keep Mistress Alexandria amused. Now telling you to load your stick and keep it ready gives me tingles and makes my panties a bit moist, as you know much I love to tease, delay and then deny! You see once a woman controls the cock, she then controls the man! Actually I think that has already happened as I watch how quickly you drop to your knees for a taste of my sweet pussy nectar. But it’s only day four, not hardly enough time to grant you permission to explode that loaded gun. No, I think I want to keep you locked and loaded for a bit longer…..wickedly, Ms Alexandria
Who are you kidding, Ms Alex? One look at you in that leather dress, with those beautiful lips would be enough to make that Panty Police Officer blow his goo right in his pink undies!
Well just imagine if you would have been with me Ms Claire and that Panty Police Officer would have been met by the two of us dressed for a hot night at a CBT play party? Talk about spooing the goo in the panties! He would have probably needed cock to mouth resuscitation too!
I think that you are on to something, Ms Alexandria. I do believe that the sight of us together, in latex and leather, breasts spilling out of the top of our tight dresses might have given new meaning to the term “officer down”. The orgasm would be so fierce that he’d buckle to his knees, faint with his head spinning.
A hot cock injection would revive him though. Plus, we could steal his handcuffs and night stick in the process.
Oh Ms Claire, that does give a whole new meaning to “Officer Down” Poor Panty Police, down on his knees with his head spinning as we strip him of his handcuffs and nightstick. I have a very good idea of what we could do with that “black nightstick” once we stuffed our panties in his mouth, handcuffed him and persuaded him to “assume the position!
OMG, I love this story Ms Alexandria. The idea of you catching the big strong police man in his little sexy panties just sends shivers up my spine. I reminds me of my H&H interview when you and Ms Ivy told me that you always know when a man is wearing panties, it shows! And I have ever since been even more excited when I go out in public in a sexy pair myself. I would love to know what goes through the minds of the females around me as they realize I am a panty boy! Fun, fun fun!!!
Cindy, it’s like the guy I met last year in Costa Rica and discovered he was wearing pink panties. I am like the Panty Police when it comes to spotting panty boyz. Yes I am sure Ms Ivy and I would have a field day if we dedicated a day to picking out the men who wear panties. I am so happy you were amused with my fun little story. Hugs Ms Alex
Ms. Alexandria I have to say I have really been enjoying your blogs, they are so fun and so damn sexy! Thanks for taking the time to do this and for making such sexy accompanying audios with great sound effects. I love it!
I aim to please Matty, and to bring all of you to a place where you can read, write listen and learn. See, I am just showing everyone how learning can be fun..~giggle~ A mind is a terrible thing to waste, and visiting my blogs keeps your mind and other things stimulated, stimulation is very important you know! I am happy to have all of you here and just love all the comments and back and forth banter we have! So thank you Matty for visiting and learning Next up on the agenda is Quantum Mechanics, Physics and Sacred Geometry….Hugs, Ms Alex
I want to hear more about this sacred geometry…is that the study of Ms. Alexandria’s curves? If this is a real course Matty would like to sign up. It might be a tough class to get into. I hear you have to sign up for this class 4 years in advance. I can just imagine the class filled with all these submissive men wanting to learn about Ms. Alexandria’s sacred geometry. I would do everything I could to be teacher’s pet, spending hours after class learning about Ms. Alexandria’s sacred geometry.
Sacred Geometry is indeed the study of shapes plane figures, the polygons, triangles, squares, hexagons, dodecahedrons It describes describes assertions of a mathematical order to the intrinsic nature of our universe. Think the golden ratio. So of course my curves would be closely studied in this class, and that is why there is a 4 year waiting list. I just hope gravity continues to hold on my curves or I will be cancelling the classes for 2020. However, a visit to the plastics specialist may keep the gravity from shifting. Perhaps if you want to zoom to the top of the list and be the pet, you can do that by giving my body a workout and massage everyday. Then I wouldn’t have to worry about the shift in gravity.
I see you go speeding by again, it is not the first time you have sped by me at Indy car speeds. I was in pursuit a few days back when you tossed a large black item out of your car. The Lex Steele 11-inch pleasure skin caught my attention and I stopped to pick it up, but it never made it into the evidence room as I quickly hid it in my gym bag in the back of the vehicle. This time I would not be so easily distracted. I got out of my car and walked up to your vehicle. You are not what I expected at all. Your sexy leather dress conforming to every one of your sexy curves. There is something about an extremely hot woman in a fast car that is a turn on; you are a total prick tease. I began to get a little bit nervous, and a whole lot intimidated. You arch your eyebrow and smile. Somehow you know you are not going to get a ticket tonight.
You tell me that you are going out on a date, and that I should be arresting real criminals. You give me the address to your ex-boyfriend and your mother in law. As sexy as your voice is I am going to do my best to resist you. I take some earplugs out of my pocket from the firing range and put them in. Now at least I stand a little better chance. I pull out my taser and tell you not to resist arrest. And you pull out a taser from your purse as well. You say, “My taser is a lot bigger than yours isn’t it officer? You know there is a direct correlation between taser size and cock size.”
I put my small taser away and as I am putting you in the back of my car you notice something pink. You notice I am wearing pink panties! You now know for sure you will not be getting a ticket and you smile. On the way back to the station we pull over for a couple of prostitutes. You tell me that I shouldn’t be hassling them I should be getting fashion tips from them, maybe confiscate an item or two.
Once we arrive at the station I take you to the interrogation room. As you sit down you do your best Sharon Stone impersonation from Basic Instinct as you uncross your legs. You notice me getting hard under my police uniform. You proceed to tell me that I am not going to give you a ticket and I am going to let you go. As you get up to leave you also inform me that you need some walking around money for your date tonight, and you reach into my wallet and empty it. “Thank you Officer Panty Boy.” My jaw drops open and I watch you as strut out of the room in your sexy black leather dress and Christian Louboutin sex 120 patent-leather pumps leave. And after a few minutes standing there the police chief comes in and starts yelling at me. He says he spent years trying to get a date with Judge Alexandria, and what the hell was I thinking arresting her before their date later that night. Somehow I knew I would end up standing before Judge Alexanria at some point in time.
Matty, do you mean to tell me I am flying down the highway tossing my Lex Steele 11-inch pleasure dildo out the window. My goodness, have I lost my mind! I should have been using it while I was driving, then when you came up to the window you would have heard orgasmic sounds and immediately you would have begin worshiping my feet instead of arresting me! Yes, you should be arresting real criminals for goodness sake! And I am surprised that I had to tell you there is a direct correlation between taser size and cock size, didn’t you notice the size of some of the tasers your fellow officers carried? Sheesh, and then you try harassing the poor prostitutes, when all the while you are wearing pink panties, and you know how I feel about “cocksucking and beyond”! They could have given you some tips on the best long wearing lipstick on the market. Matty, will you ever learn? Women are your friends and can teach you how to be the best little cocksucking panty boy imaginable. Well, at least you noticed my Louboutin sex 120 patent leather pumps, so I guess you do have some style sense about you. Actually Matty, I have to hand it to you, your sense of style when it comes to women s clothing, shoes, handbags and gowns is really quite impressive for a Panty Police Officer. You just have no sense when it comes to who you are arresting. Now Matty, you will have to stand before (non) Judge Alexandria in your pink panties for your punishment. I am going to have so much fun! Hugs Ms Alex
You are right Ms. Alexandria. You would never throw your Lex Steele 11-inch dildo from a moving car. That would be so dangerous for all those bike messengers. I think this might have been a question on my S.A.T.’s a long time ago. If I bike messenger traveling at 35 mph is struck by a Lex Steele 11-inch dildo thrown from a car traveling 90 mph coming from the other direction what will the force of the impact feel like?
A. 32 pot bellied pigs falling from a distance of 11 inches onto your face.
B. Slapped in the face by a dolphin on anabolic steroids
C. Eli Manning throwing a Lex Steele 11-inch dildo at your face from a dolphin swimming at 35 mph.
D. A Lex Steele 11-inch dildo re-entering the atmosphere like a broken Russian weather satellite and striking you in the face.
I did notice that my fellow officers were carrying some rather large tasers. There is that one guy you dated that had his taser strapped over his back like rifle. But you know there are sometimes uses for the small taser, yes I know probably a one in 2.74 billion chance. I remember a time I was dispatched to this kindergarten because the school mascot had gotten loose and was threatening the kids. The police chief said it would be the perfect job for me. So when I got there I was able to subdue the hamster with my taser and all was well. Size does matter.
Matty, size does matter…..but in your case, it’s not the size of the wand but the talent of the magician. You are magical with your words and keep me laughing all the time! Hugs Ms Alex