It’s Time for a Checkup! Come into the office with Naughty Nurse Alexandria
Are YOU Ready for Your Check Up with Nurse Alexandria 1-800-601-6975
Just come into my office and sit down please. I’m nurse Alexandria and I’m here to take care of you. I take your temperature and check your eyes and ears and you shift on the paper beneath you. It’s very rare that you have a beautiful nurse and you can’t take your eyes off of me.
I make small talk and you do your best to focus on what I am saying and respond appropriately. But suddenly you really pay attention to what I’m saying. I’m telling you to take of all of your clothes. You look at me strangely and I tell you it’s all part of the checkup, so you had better do it now.
You strip down naked in front of your naughty nurse
And of course I don’t leave the room, ignoring all of your hints and forcing you to strip down naked in front of me. You shiver and you wonder how you are going to hide your growing erection from me. You casually clasp your hands in front of your cock, making me smile. You act as though I have never seen an erection before. Let me tell you, I have seen and caused many erections, and yours is no different.
I commence with the checkup
I can see quite well that you have a hard on for me and it’s only going to get worse as the exam continues. I use the stethoscope and press it lightly against your chest, causing you to shudder at my touch. I am so close to you now that if you leaned down, our lips would touch.
I move your hands away from your cock and take a look. Your cheeks flush red as I study your cock and you wonder what I am thinking about. Finally, I tell you to bend over and show me your ass. You look shocked but frankly, it’s all part of the exam.
Now, you can get up and leave anytime that you want, but you don’t really want that do you? That would mean leaving me and you are ready to have this exam last as long as needed. You place your hands on the bed, the paper crinkling underneath your touch. You point your ass in the air and wait for what is going to come next.
Are You Ready for Your Anal Exam with Naughty Nurse Alexandria?
I’ve slipped on some gloves and have started lubing up my fingers. I think a nice anal probe is in order, don’t you?
I slide my fingers in your ass and you groan loudly. You won’t last long at this rate. And this is only the beginning of the examination.
Wait till you see what’s coming next!
Stay tuned for more of your sexy checkup and to find out the results of your special medical tests next week!
Kisses,
Nurse Alexandria
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LOL….Mmmm I love this Ms Alexandria, this is such an erotic thought of the lovely nurse probing my ass and you know me…if what’s coming next is what I think then you know I will be plesently surprised! But the thought of your fingers probing my ass does have me exicted already:)
How did I know that my dear little Cindy in Lace would fancy that post? Well, I guess because I know you like to have your ass probed *smile* I will work on the end of the story for next week, and I am sure you will like the ending….well, actually I already know the ending, but I like to keep all of you on the edge. Have a wonderful weekend, Hugs Ms Alex
Great post. If you are giving the exam, I have got to change my insurance and get on your plan!
Scott, just make sure I don’t mistake you for the heater repair man and have you ass up on the exam table with my gloved, lubed fingers roaming your anal cavity…..well, unless you would submit to an exam like that, then of course I would be happy to do it. Yes, get that plan changed so that it covers all of your checkups with naught nurse Alexandria…..Hugs Ms Alex
excellent, though I was at the doctor’s on Tuesday for annual physical and did have a nice little anal probe by the female doctor as part of prostate exam. I almost laughed when she said to bend over the table with my legs spread – I immediately thought of your blog post!
So you also had a check up with your naughty nurse Scott? So what happened when she took out that nice little anal probe and went to work on your sweet little ass? You thought of my blog post, but did you get a boner or spoo your goo? Do tell Scott, inquiring minds want to know. Hugs Ms Alex
I did get excited to be sure. It got to be more so when she took the probe out and lubed up her finger to check my prostrate!
Oh Scott, how exciting that must have been thinking of my blog post as she lubed up her finger and checked your prostate! Did the connection to the story cause you to have an erection? Hugs Ms Alex
Yes,mistress, both the feeling of being probed and the story got my little stick aroused. and I think I would have I would have crawled up on the table and asked to be probed deeper deeper if given the chance!
Awwwh how cute Scott, your little sticklette got aroused from your check up at the doctor. Well, it’s a good thing I wasn’t doing the exam because I would have had you up on all fours without you even having to ask. Yep, gloved and lubed and probing your ass with my fingers, and then inserting a nice dildo in for some naughty fun. I am after all the naughty check up nurse…..Hugs Ms Alex
Well your exam sounds a lot more fun!
Of course my exams are fun Scott, especially if I have you show up to your exams wearing a pair of pretty panties *wink* Hugs Ms Alex
Spoo your goo? That made me giggle, and I never giggle!
It made me giggle too Ms Claire as I learned it from Bfla and a little song he wrote over on Ms Andi’s blog, it’s an excellent read if you have the time….not to mention more giggles!
I have read the offerings of Bfla on Ms Andi’s blog, Ms Alexandria, and you are right. They *did* coax more of those rare giggles from me!
Oh yes, Bfla really had me giggling at the bubble wrap for a fun way to masturbate. He made it sound so fun and naughty, not to mention explosive!
Erection Inspection? I like the sounds of that!
Stop over anytime Ms Claire and you can do Erection Inspections with me!
Outstanding! I’ll bring vise grips, Crisco, and a voltmeter.
Check! I will bring rubber gloves, battery, and the deluxe upright Shark with extra long suction hose. We are officially ready for the Erection Inspections!
It certainly sounds like it! Hopefully some submissive will buy us adorable lab coats and hard hats.
And lets not forget some hot work boots Ms Clair. I know our lovely submissives like us to look hot and stylish!
I was told to go wait in your office, it was 1:00 p.m. I can just imagine my heart stopping as you enter the room. You are not what I was expecting. I was waiting for Nurse Alex. You know what I am thinking by the surprised look on my face and the sudden wave of nervousness that washes over me.
“I am Nurse Alexandria, Nurse Alex for short, I know, not what you were expecting, your not disappointed are you?” I nervously try to avoid eye contact with your breasts and nod no. “I am not here for…” and you cut me off before I can finish and tell me to relax. You lean over and check my pulse. As you do so the pen in your other hand is tracing your lips, nearly pushing it’s way between them. As you get started by taking my blood pressure I notice that another button is undone on your blouse.
You tell me that my blood pressure is way too high. You ask me if I am nervous or excited in anyway, knowing full well that you are the reason for the elevated pressure. You pull a tongue depressor from your panties and tell me that you keep them so they stay warm. At this point you cannot help but notice my erection and you order me to take off all my clothes. I know at this point you will see my silk panties. You chuckle and tell me that you have the same exact pair at home. I take my clothes off hoping to hide my erection from you. I try to distract you by saying that one of the patients before left his pants in the corner of your room. You bend over in the corner and my erection gets even harder.
But at least with that distraction I was able to grab the clipboard and place it in front of me. You ask me why I am trying to hide my growing erection from you. You tell me you are a Nurse and you have seen and caused many erections. “I am not here for…” but again you put your fingers to my lips to silence me. You bring the stethoscope to chest and then down a bit farther, eventually resting it on my cock and let me know you are just being thorough. You then tell me it is time to test my reflexes. You then pull out a giant dildo and kneel down before me, testing the reflexes on my knees and ankles.
You know by my look that I have never had a woman as gorgeous as you kneeling between my legs. You then tell me to open my mouth wide because you want to test my gag reflex. You hold the back of my head and shove the dildo in like you are planting bulbs in Holland. Next you tell me that you are going to check my eyes. “It is fucking hot in here isn’t it?” And you remove your blouse.
Then you have me follow your finger, which I fail miserably at because I am looking at your breasts. You let me know I have the eyesight of a mole. Then you have me read from the eye chart. I read the letters of the first line “I” second line “L U V” and third line “C O C K” And you say to me while you laugh “You love cock huh? Well then I have something for you then.”
You have me lean down on the bed with my ass in the air. I hear the snap or rubber gloves. And I feel the cold lube and your fingers enter me…
And just then the receptionist barges in. “Nurse Alex, your 1:00 p.m. was running late and just now arrived, what are you doing in here with the Heater Repair Man?”
Matty, all I can say is WOW! I should let you write the end of Time for a Checkup with Naughty Nurse Alexandria Actually, maybe I should write the first part of the blog, and have you write the ending. I am without words! Pulling a tongue depressor from my panties where I keep them warm…..now that is some imagination, and actually being a naughty nurse, I never thought of keeping my tongue depressors in my panties! Testing your reflexes with a giant rubber dildo….tears running down my face from laughter…..but even more so when you talk about shoving the dildo in like I am planting bulbs in Holland. What ever you are using for “mind stimulation” I want some! Then all the while during the story I keep saying it’s hot until I take my blouse off. Well, why is it so hot in the exam room? And you staring at my breasts but you have the eyesight of a mole. How do you know what the eyesight of a mole is? Well I guess it’s because you just read I LUV COCK on the eye chart and I roar with laughter! With your ass in the air, me snapping the rubber glove, which I am really good at BTW, inserting my lubed fingers into your ass…..the receptionist barges in and asks me “What are you doing to the Heater Repair Man? Now how am I going to top that ending to my story? Hugs Ms Alex
I will tell you my secret to weaving a good story. I use a stimulant called “A.” That isn’t the official name but that is the abbreviation that is used on the street. Basically it is this wonderful stimulant that just seems to get the creative juices flowing.
I am not sure if it is illegal, might be in Canada and Madagascar but I am not sure. It works wonders for my creativity. So what I do is before I began writing is I clear my mind. I try to block everything out. Things like work, home shopping network, or my parole officer. Then I click the little play button on the current blog for Ms. Alexandria and listen too most soothing, sexy, seductive voice. You see the stimulant that gets my creative juices flowing as well as other juices, is Ms. Alexandria…or “A” for short. When I listen to the audio that accompanies the text it makes me feel like I am there with her.
So I cannot take any credit for what I type here, it is all do to the stimulant called “A.” I seriously love listening to your recordings Ms. Alex. Not sure why but sound has always really been a turn on for me. I will never forget the time I heard this woman who was being fucked at home. I was walking by her house and I could hear the most amazing sounds coming out of this woman.
Everyone always asks me if I went and took a look. I didn’t want to. I could close my eyes and picture everything the way I wanted it to be in my mind, her cries and moans were the instrument that guided my mind along in the fantasy. So you can see what an effect your voice has on me, and I am sure so many of your pets can attest to that. Thank you so much for doing the auidos as well, I listen to them all. And I loved your audios for the cocktober giveaway, listened to all of them!
Wow Matty, Stimulant “A” I am really touched by your comment today and I will let you in on a little secret. I had never composed an audio before joining LDW, but figured it would be easy enough to do. Well let me tell you, it was like 7 months before I did my first audio to go along with my blog posts. I was not only terrified of recording them, I am quite the tech tard. So between my fear, apprehension, not liking what I heard, and some tech difficulties I was doomed to not do audios so to speak. Then another lovely Mistress took me by the hand and said “Look, you are going to do this and I am going to help you” Well she did, she introduced me to another Mistress who is excellent with audios, but also an expert on how to teach a “dummie as myself” how to produce an audio that will be pleasant to the listeners ears, and my first audio was born right here on this blog about a year ago. Now, I just have fun with them and my blog posts and share my love with everyone who wants to read and listen. I am honoured that you feel stimulant “A” arouses your creative juices to be able to write such wonderful comments not only on my blogs, but I have read others too and you truly are engaging and entertaining, not to mention inspiration to keep writing and recording more. I am really happy you have found so many to enjoy!
I love your personal story of hearing the woman moaning as you walked by her house. I have to agree with you on that one, by not going to look and I understand why you didn’t. As you said, from the sounds she was making you could imagine what she was doing just the way you wanted to see it in the minds eye, and that fantasy is the most beautiful type of fantasy imaginable.
I will keep blogging and recording Matty! I think you have become my muse. Hugs Ms Alex
Ms. Alexandria, right now as we speak scientists from around the world are working to mass-produce stimulant “A.” It seems the scientist from Norway have a head start on everyone, because lets face it, not much else to do in the winter there except cross country ski, ambush your boss with snowballs, and produce vast amounts of stimulant “A.”
Unfortunately the scientists from the Netherlands have focused on another project; Bulb planters in the shape of cocks, an idea they took from a previous post. It is the hope that stimulant “A” will be produced in mass quantities and distributed to the public. Apple has taken the lead. Itunes will have a special section where you can download all of Ms. Alexandria’s amazingly sexy audios. A 30-second audio will cost $4.99, a tiny, small, insignificant amount in comparison to what you get in return.
All new Iphones will be loaded with Ms. Alexandria’s voice for all applications. Cars and navigation devices will now come standard with stimulant “A.” There have been potential problems with this though. Stimulant “A” seems to really have an effect on the hypothalamus. The soothing, sexy, voice seems to lull both men and women into a completely euphoric dreamlike state, causing them to miss turnoffs and plunge over cliffs like lemmings to their deaths. Starbucks is looking to get on board as well, heavy doses of caffeine an the creative stimulant “A” have proven effective in creating crazy rambling posts such as this one.
Actually on second thought after reading insane posts like this stimulant “A” might get banned by the FDA. Seriously though Ms. Alexandria, I am so glad you stuck with your difficulties you had earlier with the audios. You have such a nice voice and I for one count myself lucky that I have gotten to hear it. And honestly to have you say such a nice thing as, “I think you have become my muse.” That makes my night, as well as makes me blush.
Ok Matty, I am off to Norway to get the stimulant “A” and I will grab some of those cock shaped bulb planters too while I am there. My goodness, I am so honoured that itunes is going to have a special section for all of my sexy audios! I am sure I owe that all to you Matty, along with all the new iphones and car navigation systems that will be loaded with all of my sexy audios, or stimulant “A” as you so appropriately call it. But now I am concerned over the effects on the hypothalamus causing people to be in euphoric dreamlike states of consciousness, or unconsciousness as it appears. I must have my storkers awake and at attention at all time! Whew, I am relieved that our coffee capitol of the US has stepped in with an antidote of caffeine to stop all of the debauchery. Crazy rambling post? Where? Your posts are par excellence Matty! Oh no, getting banned by the Female Dildo Association? What is this world coming too? All I did was mistake the Heater repair man for my patient and gave him a check up. I never give up Matty, when I set out to do something I do it, no matter what! I am happy you enjoy the audios, and yes you are my muse. You think that embarrasses you, come sit on my lap and let’s have a little chat! ~giggles and wiggles~ Hugs Ms Alex
I love it! I really enjoy your responses Ms. Alexandria. The Female Dildo Association! How did you know I was banned from the FDA? So you saw the whole thing on CNN. I think we both know how I got into that situation. And it all has to do with over dosing on stimulant “A.” That smooth, sexy, sounding voice can get me to do just about anything.
Almost anything, except maybe blowing a pod of pilot whales, or watching The Jonas Brothers: The 3D concert experience. So I tried to join the FDA cause I knew you were an honorary member. I lied on my application, checking female instead of male, which you always told me to do because you never really thought of me as male anyway, and the lies came so easy after that. And as my web of deception grew I finally found myself cornered in the conference room, my hand on a fake detonator, and my jacket filled with stolen dildos that I pretended were strips of C4 explosives. How did it come to this? It always comes back to stimulant “A.” The police sniper took his shot, and took me down.
I remember like it was in slow motion. I was spun around by the shot. My jacket full of dildos burst open like some kind of twisted dildo laden pinata from a bachelorette party gone wrong. But I was so lucky wasn’t I? The Lex Steele 11-inch pleasure skin dildo took the full brunt of the 7.62mm sniper round, in effect saving my life. I am sure you will figure out a way for me to thank him later. I know all this lands me back in front of the Honorable Judge Alexandria and that I am facing “hard” time with Warden Claire of the Criminal Correction Center.
See the effects of stimulant “A?” I do want you to know that it does not make your stroker boys go to sleep it just puts them in a dream like state, but they are still hard and stroking. Stimulant “A” has caused me to stray from your story about the naughty check up, and for that I am sorry. You have the heater repairman up on all fours lubed up on the examination table, I cannot wait to hear what happens next!
I heard there was a hearing regarding your banning from the FDA Matty over at the Penis Penitentiary. Warden Ivy was so aghast the she threw her hands up in disgust and asked that Ms Claire send out the guards from her Correctional Facility to find you. She is busy preparing for the Sissy Style Off, and was not to happy about what she heard! I had to intervene and tell both Ms Ivy and Ms Claire that it was my fault you were banned just as the CNN cameras were arriving. I had to explain it was stimulant “A” that really made you do what you did, lying about your gender on the application.
Well, once I explained that it was I who always said you were a female because I never thought of you as a male, Ms Claire was elated and has decided that you are going to be her assistant at the Sissy Style Off as your punishment. So, that is much better than doing hard time and getting erection inspections 3x daily. You need to report to her blog and follow the instructions immediately. Your deception has become way worse than all the stolen dildos that you are hiding in your jacket, so give them up and turn yourself in. The Lex Steel 11 inch pleasure skin dildo can’t protect you any longer! I have already made arrangements for YOU to personally thank Lex over at Ms Claire’s Correctional facility, yes Matty you are going to be Lex’s bitch boy for the next 90 days as that is what the (non) Honorable Judge Alexandria has ordered. I went to the hearing myself just to make sure you didn’t try to pull any fast ones over on us. We all have to keep our eyes on little dildo sluts as yourself.
Ms Claire will make sure you stay on your stimulant “A” while serving time in her criminal correction center for deviant panty wearing strokers as yourself. Now, I must go as I turn you over, ass up, to Ms Claire as I have a heater repairman up on all fours lubed up waiting for his checkup from Naughty Nurse Alexandria Now be a good little inmate Matty and do let me know what is happening at the Sissy Style Off over at the Criminal Correction Center. Hugs, Ms Alex
Ooh Alex. An erection inspection. I love it. Yes please. Examine me all over. I am your willing probed patient. I am sure you will make this an exam I will never forget. That finger moving around, hitting all those hot spots, making me moan and rock against the table in ecstasy. My hard cock would be grinding, not knowing whether it is allowed to let go…. I think I know what is coming next all right — me! But I won’t have any gloves to clean it up with, will I? Hmm, what shall I do?
Hot sexy post Alex. I look forward to the next installment.
A Boner Bonanza of Erection Inspection is what I specialize in Bfla! Just step into my office and get naked for Naughty Nurse Alexandria I will give you an exam that will drive you wild and make you spoo your goo everywhere. Now the only stipulation is, if you spoo your goo, you have to clean it all up….and you’re right, you will not have any gloves to clean it up with…but you do have a tongue, and from close examination, your tongue is in fine working order for licking. Hmm, do you get the idea Bfla? However, where will you be licking it all up from is the question? Hugs Ms Alex